"Christianity is the gayest religion, you know. Its core commandment to men is to form a deep lifelong partnership with ANOTHER MAN. It demands real man-on-man, man-on-Jesus love action, no holds barred. It's the most homophilic religion in the universe."

"The curse of our times is that even the best-intentioned people often do at least as much harm in the world as they do good and they do so over and over again, not even once noticing the foul stench of festering cruelty deposited in their trail."

"Pope Benedict XVI, self-described Christian, said recently that the prohibition on gay marriage is not a peculiarity of Roman Catholic moral teaching but part of "an elementary truth regarding our common humanity." Elementary, indeed. Third grade, I should say.